Wednesday, September 07, 2005

Sexual calorie counter.

Sexual Calorie Counter

It has been known for many years that sex is good exercise, but until recently nobody had made a scientific study of the calorific expenditure of different sexual activities. Now after original and proprietary research they are proud to present the results.

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent....................... 12 Calories
Without her consent.................... 187 Calories

OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands........................ 8 Calories
With one hand.......................... 12 Calories
With your teeth........................ 85 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:

With an erection....................... 6 Calories
Without an erection.................... 315 Calories

PRELIMINARIES:
Trying to find the clitoris............ 8 Calories
Trying to find the! G-Spot............. 92 Calories

POSITIONS:
Missionary............................. 52 Calories
69 lying down.......................... 78 Calories
69 standing up......................... 112 Calories
Wheelbarrow............................ 216 Calories
Her on top............................. 524 Calories
Doggy Style............................ 726 Calories
Donkey punch........................... 912 Calories

ORGASMIC:
Real................................... 112 Calories
False.................................. 315 Calories

POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging............................ 18 Calories
Getting up immediately.......................... 36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately... 816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are:
20-29 years old........................ 36 Calories
30-39 years............................ 80 Calories
40-49 years............................ 1124 Calories
50-59 years............................ 1972 Calories
60-69 years............................ 2916 Calories
70 and over............................ Results are still pending

DRESSING UP AFTERWARDS:
Calmly................................... 32 Calories
In a hurry............................... 98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door..... 1218 Calories
With your spouse knocking at the door.... 5521 Calories
With her spouse knocking at the door..... 10,521 Calories

Source: Passion for Pleasure

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