Overheard, from the walls of a hotel room.

This is a true account of what happened a few days ago. Loosely translated from 'hokkien', this couple must have been watching the game between Germany and Brazil but nevertheless one may interpret as something else...

Man: Goal!!!!! Goal!!!! Wooohooo!!! Oh @&#$ it's slided out!
Woman: Damnit! What luck! I wonder if it's because its shot from the wrong position.
Man: No, no, no...be confident...there's still time. 23 minutes to go!
Woman: Hey, don't talk rubbish. It's so exciting to watch but it just won't go in. Pure tension and heartache waiting it to come.
Man: Waiting for the perfect opportunity, dear.